Just Going to Complain Today

This is the great thing about writing for enjoyment. You can prettty much blog about anything you want. So...today I just feel like complaining. First, to all you news reporters and bald anchors who want to tell us how terrible the heat is: ITS JUNE!!! Oh my God! its...its hot and it could get 95 degrees today. Yeah AND...They go on and on with various reports from around the city about how hot it is in June. This is news?? Stop with all of this nuclear winter, worlds going to end news about the heat. Its supposed to be hot in June. Oh "and it looks like the heat will continue" (uhh.. yeah probably till September or so.) Geeesh!! Secondly, you wusses playing college baseball using your wimpy aluminum bats. I can't stand watching this game listening to these Clink and Clank sounds of my favorite game. If I was a pro scout the kid that walked out of the dugout with a Louisville Slugger wooden bat would be the first person I look at to sign. You're all cream puffs.. Pick up a piece of wood like a man and play ball. Its crack of the bat not clink! I used to like tennis now thanks to womens tennis and all of their grunting like they are in child birth, its impossible to watch and enjoy the game. Next..Nancy Grace..enough about tot mom get over it! Its people like you that make cruel/terrible people famous and get rich off book deals and TV movies ( and do something with that hair!) Mark McGwire, my family loves ya dude, stand up and admit you were a user and we can move on. Kobe Bryant... sit down now your season is over, yes your great blah blah blah, but your not Michael Jordan or Dr J. Impress me by being faithful to your wife. OK whose next? (This feels pretty good.) Brett Favre please go away enough already! Your time is over. Go coach or something if you still love the game. Joe Buck.. out of all the celebrities that are great and funny you had ARTIE LANGE on your very first show?? What were you guys thinking? PETA PETA PETA I get it. I love animals too but its a FLY!! Are you serious?? It was bothering our President. This is just your attempt to further your own agenda and draw national attention to your group. You dont really care about the well being of flies. Where were you when Mr Miaggi and Danielson were catching them with chopsticks? Oh.. stunt flies... my bad. Kim Jong IL of North Korea.. keep it up dude...keep pushing the U.S. Better yet join PETA. Man I'm in the right business. I gotta go.. thanks for listening.